I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.
If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.
As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.
I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.
They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.
Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.